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[eats_the_rude]

[ There are two lines, each belonging to their respective owners. One, for Doctor Fell, the other for the alias Robert Gremil. Depending on what frequency you have been given you will be directed accordingly:]

[ 1 ] Hello. The party you have called is unavailable at the moment. You've reached Doctor Fell, or [ Alias insert here ] if you prefer. I'd be very happy to take a message, in fact I insist. So please leave your name and number, at the beep.

[ 2 ] Bonjour. This is Robert Gremil. I am sorry I cannot take your call. You know what to do.

[The message is then repeated in French, and in Japanese. Though for those English-speakers who wish to skip over that it'll go directly to voicemail.]

Comments

text (NV bug event)

[leading3men]

My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.

Re: text (NV bug event)

[eats_the_rude]

[Well, what nonsensical thing have we here? He's a bit amused, if only just.]

Shame that you didn't invite me. Though I would've much preferred a bottle of wine.

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[leading3men]

[ Oh god not this too! ]

Now I am really am afraid what that text said.

Sorry.

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[eats_the_rude]

No need to be worried. I'm already aware there's a virus. I thought it might be a little fun.

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[leading3men]

I'm sure mentioning stealing disco balls are fun and games until somebody mentions a dead body.

[eidetic-graham.livejournal.com]

[The NV rings, with an anxious caller on the other side. The second he hears the sound of the tone stop, he's quick to speak. His breath is lapsed. One could almost hear the very fluttering of his heart whilst the cinders crackle in the background.]

Doctor Lecter?

[eats-the-rude.livejournal.com]

[By now he's probably been made aware of the circumstances, as something like that wouldn't easily escape anyone's notice. Especially with the smoke in the air and the rumbling sound that could be heard for miles around.]

My boy, you sound quite panicked. Whatever is the matter?

[eidetic-graham.livejournal.com]

[Graham hadn't the faintest where Lecter was. Where he lived, where he lurked. But it seemed impossible for a disaster like this not to be on his radar.]

Its Himawari she's..

She was caught in the blast at the Tower Apartments.

We're on the third floor.

I don't.. I don't have a lot of time.

[Code-word for: no bullshit please.]

[eats-the-rude.livejournal.com]

[He listens patiently, though he was already grabbing his medical tools and starting up the Jaguar. Expect him there and in the building in less than ten minutes, tops.]

Be there in a jiffy. Hold tight, Will. Crawl if you have to, but don't breathe in the smoke. Use your shirt to stop the bleeding if there's nothing else on hand.

NV Virus | TXT

[eideteker_graham]

UNLESS YOU CAN CURE MY HANGOVER WITH YOUR PENIS I’M NOT INTERESTED.

Re: NV Virus | TXT

[eats_the_rude]

My, Will, that's a little forward, don't you think? But, as far as I'm aware, the penile organ isn't equipped to cure anyone's hangover, let alone your own.

TXT;

[eideteker_graham]

[Cue sputtered whiskey.]

...


[Lecter's paying for that drink. He'll find a way.]



wat

TXT;

[eats_the_rude]

[Of course he knows by now what the true origin of this message is, but why not have a little fun at Will's expense?]

Come now, Will. Don't toy with me. It's in your message history, no doubt. Just scroll up on that little ol' rascal and I'm certain you'll see it.

[text; NV Virus]

[thehighcost]

The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height

[text; NV Virus]

[eats_the_rude]

A most entertaining endeavor, I'm sure.

[text; NV Virus]

[thehighcost]

Oh, most definitely! You should try it sometime.

[text; NV Virus]

[eats_the_rude]

Alas, I'm afraid I'm a little too old for that.

text | nv virus

[surgicalshot]

doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

text | nv virus

[eats_the_rude]

A perfectly good beverage flavored needlessly unless you're planning on going somewhere tropical.

text | nv virus

[surgicalshot]

I'm sorry, what? What beverage?

text | nv virus

[eats_the_rude]

Mango vodka, to be precise. From what your former message told me. Though, I am to presume you have no prior knowledge of it, correct? Seems to be going around.

[text | nv virus]

[controllingluck]

Disregard the shoes in the freezer.

[text | nv virus]

[eats_the_rude]

Hmmm...Wanting to get cold feet, are we?

[text]

[controllingluck]

Cold feet? I don't think there is anything in my future that I am worried about.

[text]

[eats_the_rude]

I could think of a thing or two. Or three.