IC Contact

[eats_the_rude]

[ There are two lines, each belonging to their respective owners. One, for Doctor Fell, the other for the alias Robert Gremil. Depending on what frequency you have been given you will be directed accordingly:]

[ 1 ] Hello. The party you have called is unavailable at the moment. You've reached Doctor Fell, or [ Alias insert here ] if you prefer. I'd be very happy to take a message, in fact I insist. So please leave your name and number, at the beep.

[ 2 ] Bonjour. This is Robert Gremil. I am sorry I cannot take your call. You know what to do.

[The message is then repeated in French, and in Japanese. Though for those English-speakers who wish to skip over that it'll go directly to voicemail.]

Comments

[text; NV Virus]

[thehighcost]

The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height

[text; NV Virus]

[eats_the_rude]

A most entertaining endeavor, I'm sure.

[text; NV Virus]

[thehighcost]

Oh, most definitely! You should try it sometime.

[text; NV Virus]

[eats_the_rude]

Alas, I'm afraid I'm a little too old for that.

[text; NV Virus]

[thehighcost]

I don't think you're ever too old to do something fun. Though I don't actually know what 'that' is, since I didn't send that first text, but.

[text; NV Virus]

[eats_the_rude]

Hurting your back from keg height, apparently.

[text; NV Virus]

[thehighcost]

Falling from keg height. Okay. So my text was about drinking. Interesting!